1 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,241 GOOD MORNING, UNCLE EDDIE. 2 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,509 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,744 I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH SOME NEW JOKES FOR MY ACT TONIGHT. 4 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:13,514 OH! WHAT DO YOU GOT SO FAR? 5 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:17,551 THANK YOU. GOOD TO BE HERE. 6 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,652 GOOD TO BE HERE. GOOD-- HACK. 7 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,822 HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO COME UP WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES? 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:25,126 YOU KNOW, SOME COMEDIANS WORK THEIR WHOLE LIVES 9 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,827 JUST TO COME UP WITH A TIGHT 5 MINUTES. 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,598 WELL, MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU COME UP WITH SOME STUFF. 11 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,466 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 12 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:35,569 OK, LET'S SEE. UM... 13 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,239 HA HA. HA HA HA! 14 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,408 SAUSAGE. 15 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,076 SAUSAGE? 16 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:45,213 IT'S FUNNY! SAUSAG-- [LAUGHS] 17 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:48,182 SAUSAGE IS FUNNY. WRITE IT DOWN. 18 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:51,085 I'M NOT WRITING IT DOWN. IT'S JUST A WORD, OK? 19 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:54,088 A JOKE NEEDS CONTEXT. YOU CAN'T, YOU KNOW, 20 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:57,425 JUST GO SAY, "SAUSAGE" IN A VACUUM. 21 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,060 [LAUGHS, SNORTS] 22 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,731 SAUSAGE IN A VACUUM IS FUNNY! [SNORTS] 23 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,634 SEE YOU LATER. 24 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,202 YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 25 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,203 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, 26 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,405 I SHOULDN'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE THIS? 27 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:12,506 NO, BABY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL-- 28 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,742 FINE, FINE! YOU GO TO THE STORE! 29 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:17,145 I'LL JUST BE A SHUT-IN! 30 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,248 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 31 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,817 YOU KNOW, I GUESS IT'S THAT TIME OF THE PREGNANCY 32 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:26,887 WHEN CLAUDIA DOESN'T EXACTLY FEEL... 33 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,755 SEXY. 34 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,191 DO YOU THINK I HAVE BARNEY RUBBLE FEET? 35 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:34,462 IF ANYTHING, THEY'RE LIKE POINTS. 36 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,432 OW! GOD, THAT'S LIKE A NEEDLE! 37 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,367 AAH! 38 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,169 LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU. 39 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,870 OH...THANK YOU. 40 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:46,407 HEY, I SAW ROSEMARY MINERO DOWN AT THE FLOWER SHOP. 41 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,842 YOU THINK YOU LOOK PREGNANT. SHE-- 42 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,010 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 43 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:53,381 NOTHING, IT'S JUST COMPARED TO ROSEMARY, THAT YOU LOOK-- 44 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:56,184 OH, THANK YOU. SO I'M NOT QUITE AS REPELLENT 45 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:59,487 AS THE MOST PREGNANT WOMAN ON EARTH! 46 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,756 BABY, YOU UP? 47 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,258 YEAH. 48 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,260 YOU WANT SOME LOVIN', HMM? 49 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,262 [MUFFLED] NO. 50 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,232 ARE YOU OK? 51 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:18,939 WELL, I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT. 52 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,176 YEAH, SO DO I, BUT NO MATTER WHAT I DO, 53 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,911 I CAN'T MAKE HER FEEL ANY BETTER. 54 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,347 YOU KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE HER REALLY HAPPY? 55 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,381 A POLICE SCANNER. 56 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,484 WHY WOULD A PREGNANT WOMAN NEED A POLICE SCANNER? 57 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:33,887 I DON'T KNOW. I GOT 3 OF 'EM IN MY TRUNK. 58 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,324 THEY'RE NOT MOVIN' AT ALL. 59 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,526 HEY, LIL. HEY, BABY. 60 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,694 I'M HERE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 61 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,962 J-DOG? 62 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,964 I GOT SOME GREAT NEWS. 63 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,233 WHAT? 64 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,534 YOU'RE A SCIENCENAUT! 65 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,302 NO, I'M NOT. 66 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,272 YEAH! YEAH, YES, YOU ARE. I GOT YOU IN! 67 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:54,308 HERE. HERE'S YOUR JACKET... 68 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,943 WHAT IS "M DWARF"? 69 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:58,379 TECHNICALLY, IT'S A LOW MASS STAR. 70 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,413 IT'S JIMMY'S PLEBE NAME. 71 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,615 WHEN YOU'RE A FULL NAUT, YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN. 72 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,850 I DON'T WANT-- YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, PLEBE! 73 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:07,521 OK. I GOTTA GO. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SCIENCE LAB AT 1600 HOURS. 74 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,389 DON'T BE LATE. 75 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,392 BRAD, SERIOUSLY-- PLEBE!! 76 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,498 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, "M DWARF"! 77 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,400 YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS? 78 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,570 IT'S ALL HE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR THE LAST MONTH. 79 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,972 I'M NOT EVEN INTO SCIENCE. 80 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,039 SURE, YOU ARE. 81 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,908 YOU'VE GOT THAT WHOLE WEATHER KIT UP IN YOUR ROOM. 82 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,244 LILY, THAT'S A HUMIDIFIER. 83 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,280 JUST TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND 84 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,781 I'M NOT JOINING HIS STUPID CLUB. 85 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,550 NO, COME ON. YOU SAW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO HIM. 86 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,785 JUST GO TO ONE MEETING. 87 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,421 NO. I GOTTA KEEP MY SCHEDULE OPEN AFTER SCHOOL. 88 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:44,325 WHAT IF SOMETHING COMES UP? WHAT IF I GET A DATE? 89 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,262 OK. FINE. 90 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,264 I'LL GO TO ONE MEETING. 91 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:53,401 OK. I'M SURE BRAD WILL APPRECIATE IT. 92 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,304 PLEBE! 93 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:16,790 HEY, UNCLE EDDIE. OOH! HOW WAS YOUR COMEDY THING LAST NIGHT? 94 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,493 I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY I KILLED! 95 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,995 YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? SAUSAGE. 96 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,065 IT'S TOO CONFIDENT. WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS? 97 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,767 I'LL TELL YOU WHO IT IS. 98 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,871 IT'S ALL THIS OTHER CRAP THAT YOU WOULD NEVER EAT BY ITSELF... 99 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:34,575 GROUND UP, STUFFED INSIDE AN INTESTINE! 100 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,509 IT'S NOT EVEN MEAT. 101 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,312 IT SITS ON THE PLATE GOING, "COME ON, EAT ME. 102 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:41,014 EAT ME. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. YOU KNOW I'M GOOD." 103 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:44,017 IT'S LIKE, HEY, LISTEN, MAN, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MEAT. 104 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,953 IT'S HALFWAY BETWEEN FOOD AND GARBAGE. 105 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,821 I FEEL LIKE TAKING THE SAUSAGE AND SAYING, 106 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:52,560 "HEY, SAUSAGE, ENOUGH WITH THE ATTITUDE, ALL RIGHT? WE GET IT, OK?" 107 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,864 THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. 108 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,099 HEY, REALLY FUNNY STUFF. 109 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,033 THANK YOU. 110 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,770 KELLY GREEN. I M.C. OVER AT THE COMIC STRIP. 111 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:03,937 OH, YEAH. 112 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,739 YOU WANNA COME OVER AND DO A SPOT ON MY LINEUP THURSDAY? 113 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:09,076 IF I DON'T HAVE TO EAT ANY SAUSAGE, I'LL BE THERE. 114 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,579 WOW! YOU GOT YOUR FIRST BIG GIG. 115 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,114 HMM. SEE? I TOLD YOU SAUSAGE WAS FUNNY. 116 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,248 SAUSAGE ISN'T FUNNY. 117 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,952 A PISSED OFF GUY PUTTING SAUSAGE IN ITS PLACE IS FUNNY. 118 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,922 OK, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE ABOUT IT. 119 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,692 WE GOTTA COME UP WITH SOME MORE MATERIAL. 120 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:25,426 THAT'S OK. I'M GOOD. 121 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:28,696 NO, NO, NO. I GOT SOMETHING NEW. 122 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,033 FUTONS. 123 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,570 WHAT? IT'S FUNNY. 124 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:37,571 HEY. 125 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,439 HI. 126 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,641 EDDIE, THIS IS STEVE FROM MY ECON CLASS. 127 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,075 HOW YOU DOIN'? 128 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,412 OK, IF WE INCREASE MONEY SUPPLY, 129 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:49,016 THAT HAS THE SAME EFFECT AS LOWERING INTEREST RATES. 130 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:53,487 DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE? 131 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,422 NO. 132 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:55,623 WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? 133 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:59,893 BECAUSE YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. I MEAN, YOUR SKIN IS AMAZING. 134 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,061 [GIGGLES] 135 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,565 THANK YOU. I TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN 136 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:08,168 AND I EXFOLIATE WHEN I HAVE TOO MUCH... 137 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,069 FOLIAGE. 138 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,071 MAY I ASK YOUR AGE? 139 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,074 STEVE, THAT IS A DANGEROUS GAME. 140 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:14,842 23. 141 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,744 WHICH YOU JUST WON. 142 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:21,415 CLAUDIA, HOW'S THAT BABY MY BROTHER PUT INSIDE YOU? 143 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,017 FINE, EDDIE. 144 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,620 I WAS JUST CHECKING. 145 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,657 HEY, SEAN, JUST A HEAD'S-UP. 146 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:32,960 THERE'S AN ENGLISH GUY IN THE KITCHEN HITTIN' ON YOUR WIFE. 147 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:33,994 OH, YEAH. THAT'S COOL. 148 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,596 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A LOOK AT HIM. 149 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:38,799 HE'S KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN YOU AND JUDE LAW, MINUS YOU. 150 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,802 YEAH, WELL, IS HE MAKING HER FEEL SEXY? 151 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,637 HE WAS MAKIN' ME FEEL SEXY. 152 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,105 ALL RIGHT, GOOD, SEE? 153 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,841 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. 154 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,076 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 155 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,277 REMEMBER HOW I SAID 156 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:53,514 CLAUDIA HASN'T REALLY BEEN FEELING THAT ATTRACTIVE LATELY? 157 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,616 I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 158 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,118 HI. DOES CLAUDIA FINNERTY LIVE HERE? 159 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,188 YEAH. YEAH. I'M HER HUSBAND SEAN. 160 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,691 HI, I'M STEVE. I'M HERE TO STUDY WITH HER. 161 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:06,994 OH, HEY, STEVE, HOW'S IT GOING? SHE'S INSIDE. 162 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:07,628 OK. 163 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,930 DO I--WAIT A SECOND. DO I-- 164 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,932 YOU'RE A GOOD LOOKING GUY, MAN. 165 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,101 THANKS. I'M GONNA GO INSIDE, OK? 166 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:18,205 ONE SECOND. I WANNA ASK YOU SOMETHING, STEVE. 167 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:18,972 UH... 168 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:22,142 YOU FIND MY WIFE PRETTY ATTRACTIVE? 169 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,077 I GUESS. 170 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,278 YEAH, SURE, I DO. 171 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,881 I THINK SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 172 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,249 OH, GOOD. I'M GLAD FOR YOU. 173 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,952 I AM, TOO. I'M LUCKY. YEAH. 174 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:35,188 I WANT YOU TO HIT ON HER FOR ME. 175 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,123 WHAT? 176 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,057 JUST HIT ON HER, 177 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,159 MAKE HER FEEL SEXY, ATTRACTIVE, YOU KNOW? 178 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,228 AN INTERNATIONAL STUD LIKE YOU, YOU CAN DO THAT, HUH? 179 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,931 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT. 180 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,133 WHAT IF I PAID YOU 50 BUCKS? 181 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,636 SEAN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YA, 182 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,071 YOU DON'T PAY OTHER GUYS TO HIT ON YOUR WIFE. 183 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,907 LOOK, I'VE BEEN WITH CLAUDIA FOR 16 YEARS, OK? 184 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,976 I THINK I KNOW HER BETTER THAN YOU DO. 185 00:07:56,009 --> 00:08:00,981 I THINK PRETTY BOY'S GONNA GET TO KNOW HER BETTER THAN BOTH OF US. 186 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:03,951 JIMMY, HEY, 187 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,687 HOW'D YOUR FIRST SCIENCENAUTS MEETING GO, HUH? 188 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,057 PRETTY MUCH WHAT I EXPECTED. 189 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,665 CAREFUL, NIMROD. YOU'RE GONNA BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL. 190 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,232 HELIUM'S INERT, YOU IDIOT. 191 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,168 NOT IN A NUCLEAR REACTOR, DUMB ASS. 192 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:25,305 WELL, I DON'T SEE A CYCLOTRON AROUND HERE, NOW, DO YOU? 193 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,141 YOU'RE GONNA SEE A CYCLOTRON, ALL RIGHT. 194 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,309 Chanting: ARGUMENT, ARGUMENT! 195 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,145 FELLAS, NO NEED TO ARGUE. LET'S JUST GET THIS CLEANED UP. 196 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,782 "M DWARF, SOLAR WIND," WE NEED A CLEAN-UP! 197 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:40,654 Chanting: PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES! 198 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:45,325 PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES... 199 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,661 WOW! SORRY, JIM. I DIDN'T REALIZE 200 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,864 YOU'D HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT MUCH DORKERY. 201 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,833 YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY ROUGH. 202 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,835 WELL, THANKS FOR GIVING IT A SHOT. 203 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,037 IT'S OK. THERE'S ANOTHER MEETING TOMORROW. 204 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,239 IF I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING, I MIGHT SWING BY. 205 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,576 REALLY? THAT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO BRAD. 206 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,778 THANK YOU, PUBE. 207 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,280 IT'S PLEBE! 208 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,950 WANNA TALK ABOUT THE MEETING? 209 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,052 NOT REALLY. IT WAS JUST LAME. 210 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,654 COME ON, JIM. I WENT TO THAT SCHOOL. 211 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,322 I KNOW WHAT GOES ON AT THOSE MEETINGS. 212 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:18,225 OH--ISN'T IT GREAT?! 213 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,729 AT EASE, PLEBES! 214 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,832 GENTLEMEN, TIME FOR PHASE 2! 215 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:28,201 PHASE 2! [CHEERING] 216 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,341 LIGHTS! 217 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:47,287 Woman: PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY, CAPTAIN ROCKHARD. 218 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,689 Captain: GR-ANTED. 219 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:52,159 MY SPACE SUIT IS WAY TOO HOT. 220 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:55,796 LET ME HELP YOU, LIEUTENANT HO. 221 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,632 HOW DO THEY DO THAT? 222 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:01,401 ZERO GRAVITY. 223 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,235 NICE! 224 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,772 THAT'S JUST WRONG. YOU JUST SAID YOU-- 225 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:09,109 YOU GOTTA STOP FALLING FOR "I KNOW WHAT GOES ON AT THOSE MEETINGS." 226 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:14,181 SO HOW DO YOU GET IT TO BOUNCE LIKE THAT? 227 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,415 'SCUSE ME? 228 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,850 YOUR HAIR. IT'S SO BOUNCY. 229 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,251 HOW DO YOU GET IT TO DO THAT? 230 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,021 I WASH IT AND THEN I WALK. 231 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,390 HEY, GUYS, HOW'S THE STUDYING GOING? 232 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,259 IT'S GOOD. YEAH. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 233 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,627 YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 234 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:30,964 YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GET A CUP OF COFFEE THEN GO BACK TO STEVE'S PLACE. 235 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:31,699 REALLY? 236 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,767 YEAH. MY ROOMMATE'S OUT OF TOWN, 237 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,368 SO IT'LL BE PRETTY QUIET. 238 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,070 OH! OK. YOU COMING BACK SOON? 239 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:41,441 NO. NOT FOR A WHILE. WE GOT A LOTTA STUFF TO GET DONE. SEE YA. 240 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,311 S-SEE YA LATER, BABE. Bye. 241 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,449 DO I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS? 242 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,419 [GIGGLING] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 243 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,988 I FORGOT MY BOOKS! 244 00:10:58,926 --> 00:10:59,727 OH, HEY, EDDIE. 245 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,295 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP FOR? 246 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,230 STUDYING. 247 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,166 ALL RIGHT, THAT DRESS DOES NOT SAY STUDYING, 248 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,434 ALL RIGHT? 249 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,771 IT SAYS, "LET ME JUST RUN YOUR CREDIT CARD THROUGH THE AGENCY, 250 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,073 AND WE'LL GET STARTED." 251 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,008 SO WHAT'S WITH THE GETUP? 252 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,745 I FOUND OUT HOW BIG OF AN ASS YOUR BROTHER IS. 253 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:21,081 OK, ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT TRADE EMBARGOES? 254 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,951 JUST ONE. HAVE YOU EVER MODELED? 255 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,353 NO. I HAVE NEVER MODELED. 256 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,654 I AM NOT A DANCER, 257 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,257 AND NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A YOUNG JESSICA SIMPSON. 258 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,060 CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO STUDYING? 259 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:33,894 SORRY. 260 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,096 NOW, THE EFFECTS THAT NASA HAS ON THE-- 261 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,031 NOW YOU'RE HOLDING MY HAND. 262 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,166 WHAT, DOES THAT BOTHER YOU? 263 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,935 NOT NEARLY AS MUCH AS WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR FOOT. 264 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,236 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? 265 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,739 I JUST FIND YOU REALLY SEXY. 266 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,741 LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT FLATTERED 267 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:52,112 BY YOUR CONSTANT COMPLIMENTING AND OGLING AND...FOOTING 268 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,448 BUT I AM MARRIED, OK? SO, I'M SORRY. WE CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 269 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,384 NO, NO, WAIT. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 270 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,788 OH, RIGHT, IT'S MY FAULT 'CAUSE I'M SO IRRESISTIBLE, RIGHT? 271 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,856 NO, NO. IT WAS YOUR HUSBAND'S FAULT. 272 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,125 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 273 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,395 HE PAID ME TO HIT ON YOU 274 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,364 AND MAKE YOU FEEL SEXY. 275 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,499 WHAT? 276 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:16,236 I JUST REALLY NEEDED THE MONEY. SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE. 277 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,471 MY HUSBAND PAID YOU TO HIT ON ME? 278 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,909 YEAH. IT WAS REALLY AWKWARD. 279 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,381 OK. UM, STEVE, 280 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,716 THE NEXT TIME WE SEE MY HUSBAND, 281 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:34,254 I WANT YOU TO HIT ON ME LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HIT ON ANYONE BEFORE. 282 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,388 OK, NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD. 283 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,025 NO, IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL. YOU JUST NEED TO STAY PRETTY 284 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,794 AND WEAR SOMETHING THAT'S EASY TO TAKE OFF, OK? 285 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:41,661 I'LL DO THE REST. 286 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,463 GOOD PLAN. SO WHAT'S IN IT FOR THE KID? 287 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,133 HE GETS TO HIT ON ME AND PASS ECON. 288 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,837 AND I'M BUYIN' HIM A BIKE. 289 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,073 OH, HEY, UNCLE EDDIE. 290 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,908 HOW'D YOU BIT GO LAST NIGHT? 291 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,243 DID YOU KILL? 292 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,979 SOMETHING DIED. 293 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,949 YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? HOT DOGS. 294 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,284 THEY'RE TOO CONFIDENT. 295 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,253 WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? 296 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,487 I'LL TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE. 297 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,990 IT'S ALL THAT CRAP YOU'D NEVER EAT, 298 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,592 GROUND UP AND STUFFED INTO INTESTINES. 299 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,295 YET THEY SIT THERE ON THE PLATE LIKE, "COME EAT ME! 300 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,997 YOU KNOW YOU WANNA EAT ME!" 301 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,066 YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL MEAT! 302 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,169 YOU'RE HALFWAY BETWEEN FOOD AND GARBAGE. 303 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:26,806 HEY, HOT DOGS, EASY ON THE ATTITUDE. WE GET IT! 304 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,176 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT! 305 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,979 I'M GONNA BRING ON YOUR NEXT COMIC. 306 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,148 THIS GUY'S ALMOST AS CONFIDENT AS A HOT DOG. 307 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,117 RIGHT FROM THE ISLE OF STATEN, 308 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,353 LET'S HEAR IT FOR EDDIE THE "F"! 309 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,392 DUDE, YOU STOLE MY BIT. 310 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,127 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 311 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,261 THE HOT DOG THING IS MY BIT. 312 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,597 YOU DO A THING ABOUT SAUSAGES. 313 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,966 SAUSAGES, HOT DOGS. IT'S THE SAME THING. 314 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,334 I LO THIS CHARACTER! 315 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,069 THE WHOLE PARANOID COMIC THING-- 316 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,537 OOH, YOU'RE STEALING MY BITS! 317 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:01,241 EDDIE THE "F"! EDDIE THE "F"! 318 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,146 I'M REALLY SERIOUS. 319 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,016 THAT GUY STOLE MY BIT, AND I GOT NOTHING TO DO NOW. 320 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,583 UH... 321 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,954 FUTONS... 322 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,323 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY STOLE OUR JOKE! 323 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,058 WE HAVE TO GET BACK AT HIM! 324 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,627 I ALREADY TOOK CARE OF IT. 325 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,333 AAH! 326 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,168 AAH! 327 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,303 AAH! 328 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:34,207 WELL, I WAS THINKING WE COULD STEAL ONE OF HIS JOKES, 329 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,344 BUT...YOUR THING WORKED. 330 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:42,682 SO DOES THIS STRAIGHT LINE MEAN THAT SUPPLY IS ELASTIC OR... 331 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,419 HA HA HA HA! STEVE, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 332 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,221 [GIGGLING] 333 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,389 WHAT'S GOING ON? 334 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,960 OH, HI, SEAN. STEVE WAS JUST DRILLING ME. 335 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:53,994 WHAT? 336 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,229 I WAS JUST ASKING HER QUESTIONS FOR THE ECON EXAM. 337 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,430 HA. RIGHT. ECON. GOOD SAVE. 338 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:01,301 YOU'RE--YOU'RE SURE DRESSED NICE. 339 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,471 WELL, IT'S ECON. I WANTED TO FEEL SEXY. 340 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,539 WHERE WERE WE? 341 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,708 UM, MONETARY POLICY. 342 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,111 OH, MONETARY POLICY. 343 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,546 HA HA! GOOD SAVE AGAIN! 344 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,283 [LAUGHING] 345 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:21,021 YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF CLAUDIA'S STUDY BUDDY. 346 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,089 WAIT A MINUTE. 347 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,524 YOU PAID A HORNY COLLEGE KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A MODEL 348 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,194 TO HIT ON YOUR WIFE, AND IT SOMEHOW BACKFIRED? 349 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:31,431 TO HIT ON HER--JUST TO STAY STUFF LIKE, "I LIKE YOUR EYES, MRS. FINNERTY," 350 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,366 OR, "YOU GOT NICE HAIR," YOU KNOW? 351 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,537 THIS KID IS FEELING HER SUPPLY CURVES ALL UP AND DOWN ON MY COUCH 352 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,705 IN MY HOUSE! 353 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,341 YOU STILL KNOW THAT GUY THAT BREAKS INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES 354 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,410 AND PUTS FOOD IN THEIR BEDS? NO, I DON'T. 355 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,345 DAMN! OK. I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS KID. 356 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,214 HEY, SEAN, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 357 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,216 BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING STUPID, 358 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,051 SHE KNOWS YOU PAID HIM. 359 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:51,951 WHAT? 360 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,987 YEAH, SO NOW SHE'S GONNA GET HIM A BICYCLE 361 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:58,291 SO HE'LL HIT ON HER SOME MORE AND MAKE YOU JEALOUS. 362 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,092 WHY WOULD-- 363 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,028 WHY WOULD SHE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 364 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,130 I DON'T KNOW. YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 365 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,465 NO, WHAT I DID WAS TO MAKE HER FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE, 366 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:09,202 TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND. WHAT SHE'S DOING IS SPITEFUL AND WRONG. 367 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,271 SHE JUST WANTS TO RUB MY FACE IN IT. 368 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,341 YOU KNOW WHAT? TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, PARTNER. 369 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,175 THAT'S RIGHT. 370 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,345 WELL, I GUESS THREE. HIM, HER, AND ME. 371 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,346 HEY, SEAN. 372 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,482 LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED A FOURTH. 373 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,883 HEY, JIM, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 374 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,287 ACTUALLY, CAN IT WAIT? I'VE GOT A SCIENCENAUTS MEETING. IT'S IMPORTANT. 375 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,257 OH, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. I GOT YOU OUT OF IT. 376 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,725 BRAD, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT, UM... 377 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:36,329 I DON'T THINK JIMMY WANTS TO BE A NAUT. 378 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,531 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 379 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,533 HE SAID IT WAS REALLY BORING. 380 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:45,038 THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE I GOT THE IMPRESSION HE WAS REALLY INTO IT. 381 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,174 A LOT. ACTUALLY, IT WAS KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 382 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,510 BRAD, I'M TELLING YOU, HE WAS REALLY UPSET ABOUT THAT MEETING. 383 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,813 HE CAME HOME AND WENT RIGHT UP TO HIS ROOM AND LOCKED THE DOOR. 384 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,417 HE DIDN'T EVEN COME DOWN FOR DINNER. 385 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,519 ALL RIGHT, I... 386 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,188 GUESS HE'S OUT. 387 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,623 TRUST ME. HE'LL BE MUCH HAPPIER THIS WAY. 388 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,193 WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT? 389 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,661 I THOUGHT SCIENCE WASN'T YOUR THING. 390 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,763 NO, IT IS MY THING! I LOVE SCIENCE! 391 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,201 I LOVE WATCHING SCIENCE! 392 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:19,139 THERE ARE MANY FORCES THAT INFLUENCE THE SUPPLY CURVE-- 393 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,241 TELL ME AGAIN. 394 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,176 OH, SEAN, I'M SORRY. ARE WE BOTHERING YOU? 395 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,445 'CAUSE WE COULD GO UP AND STUDY IN THE BEDROOM. 396 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,149 OH, NO, BABE. I'M JUST GONNA READ THE PAPER. 397 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,852 UH, THE FORCES THAT INFLUENCE THE SUPPLY CODE-- 398 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:37,790 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SEE THAT CHART FROM WAY OVER HERE. 399 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,493 THAT'S BETTER. Sean: HA HA HA HA! 400 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,594 IS IT JUST ME, 401 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,331 OR DOES PEANUTS JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER, HUH? 402 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,165 HA. 403 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,101 STEVE, IS THAT COLOGNE YOU'RE WEARING? 404 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,202 NO. NO. 405 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,105 WOW. I THINK YOU JUST NATURALLY SMELL LIKE THE OCEAN. 406 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,673 OH, WOW, I LOVE THE OCEAN! 407 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,542 LET ME SMELL! 408 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,743 UM, THE SUPPLY CURVE-- 409 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,745 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT, BABY. 410 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,281 IT'S LIKE BEING IN THE BAHAMAS. 411 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,116 STEVE, WHAT IS THIS SHIRT MADE OF? 412 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,718 YEAH, WHAT IS THIS, STEVE? IS THIS COTTON? 413 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,386 I'M NOT SURE! 414 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,887 WHY DON'T I CHECK THE LABEL? 415 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,322 NO, IT'S INSIDE THE SHIRT. 416 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,124 HEY, MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW, STEVE. 417 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,160 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME DO IT, SEAN? 418 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:13,726 NO, NO-- 419 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,927 I THINK I SHOULD DO IT. 420 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:18,498 NO, NO, NO, MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE SHIRT'S MADE OF, 421 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,499 STEVIE! 422 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,733 I DON'T NEED A BIKE THIS BADLY. 423 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,637 I'M SORRY, STEVE, THAT I HAVE A HUSBAND WHO IS SUCH AN ASS! 424 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,072 HEY, I'M SORRY, STEVE, THAT MY WIFE 425 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,675 DOESN'T APPRECIATE WHEN HER HUSBAND TRIES TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HER! 426 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,379 NICE? PAYING GUYS TO HIT ON YOU IS NICE! 427 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,782 BABY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD! 428 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,784 AND I DO! LET ME ASK YOU, 429 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,620 HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY THE PAPER BOY 430 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,822 TO TELL ME I HAD A NICE RACK, HUH?! 431 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,491 I DIDN'T PAY THE PAPERBOY ANYTHING. 432 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,458 TOMORROW I'M TALKING TO HIS MOTHER. 433 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,461 OK, BABY, I'LL APOLOGIZE FOR EMBARRASSING YOU, 434 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:52,565 BUT I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL PRETTY AND SEXY. 435 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,568 YOU KNOW, HERE'S AN IDEA THAT WON'T COST YOU 50 BUCKS-- 436 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,705 HOW ABOUT IF YOU JUST TELL ME THAT YOU THINK I'M BEAUTIFUL? 437 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,641 I DO IT ALL THE TI-- WHAT DID I JUST SAY LAST NIGHT? 438 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,844 YOU SAID, "LET'S DO IT IN THE SHOWER." 439 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:05,978 THANK YOU! 440 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:09,549 "LET'S DO IT IN THE SHOWER" IS NOT "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL." 441 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,550 YOU NEVER TELL ME THAT. 442 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,018 OH, MY GOD, I ALWAYS TELL YOU YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! 443 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,322 I TELL YOU YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU LEAVE AND COME IN, WHEN YOU WAKE UP-- 444 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,456 THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT 445 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,225 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE MY HUSBAND! 446 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,894 NO, I DON'T, BABY. I SAID IT BECAUSE I MEAN IT. 447 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:25,265 I MEAN IT. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. 448 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,600 REALLY? YEAH! LOOK AT YOU! 449 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,835 YOU'RE A KNOCKOUT! 450 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,538 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A KNOCKOUT WHEN YOU'RE 9 MONTHS PREGNANT 451 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,940 AND YOU NEED HELP GETTING OUT OF BED AND--AND--AND-- 452 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:37,810 AND WHEN YOU PEE A LITTLE EVERY TIME YOU LAUGH. 453 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,549 THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING. 454 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,885 EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE PEEING PART. 455 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:50,923 ALL RIGHT. I PROMISE I WILL TRY TO HEAR YOU WHEN YOU SAY THOSE THINGS. 456 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:54,461 OK. I PROMISE I WON'T PAY GUYS TO HIT ON YOU ANYMORE. 457 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,663 THAT WOULD BE NICE. 458 00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,766 HEY, BABY, YOU WANNA GUESS 459 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,569 WHAT FABRIC MY UNDERWEAR IS MADE OUT OF? 460 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,871 YOU DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR. 461 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,678 DOG STAR, SOLAR WIND, SOMEBODY LET ME IN, PLEASE. 462 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,681 PLEASE, DOG STAR! OH, BRAD. THANK GOD! 463 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,984 LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT LILY SAID ABOUT ME, AND IT'S NOT TRUE, MAN. 464 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,252 I DO WANNA BE A NAUT. 465 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,354 SORRY, JIM. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME. 466 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,690 NO, I'M NOT JIM. I'M "M DWARF"! 467 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,957 PLEASE, COMMANDER, LET ME IN. 468 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,560 JIM, COME ON, WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY, BUDDY? 469 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,730 I DON'T HAVE ANY! I JUST REALLY WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE. 470 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,600 NO. WE'RE NOT DOING PHASE 2 TONIGHT. 471 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,568 WE'RE DOING PHASE 3. 472 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,669 WHAT'S PHASE 3? 473 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:40,307 GENTLEMEN! AND NOW DANCING NEAR THE ERLENMEYER FLASK, 474 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,377 GIVE IT UP FOR THE LOVELY VENUS! 475 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,647 [WHISTLES, CLAPPING] 476 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,516 OH, MY! 477 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:53,386 SORRY, JIMBO. TIME TO GET SCIENCE-NAUTY.